Things I Can't Understand

Why do Asian women's butts looked like they are sucking up the pants?? I swear, you can find a cute Asian girl with a nice chest. Nice stomach. Thick wit Hips. All that. But when you turn them around you think you bout to be sucked into a black hole. Am I wrong to ask the next one, "Why is there a vortex in your pants??"

Fellatio, etc. etc.

I originally started writing an entry about how do you ask a girl to give you head. Whats the best way to ask?? Whats the worst way to ask?? Etc. Etc. Then I started thinking about the funniest ways to ask which lead me to the topic of the day. What are the funniest terms for fellatio?? Everyone has different words for what I call hed. Peep the spelling (hed - no 'a'). Courtesy of Noreaga in the 90's, back when he was hott, I dropped the A. Some dudes in Virginia came up with Scop Bobble Bop. This has to be the funniest term I've ever heard in my life. Honest, I understand the bobble part. I can also see that the bop was added to rhyme with scop, but where did this initial scop come from?? It is plain comedy to me. And what about wops or head wops. Shout to any dude who has asked a girl wops with a straight face. LOL. And if you got the WOPS after that, you deserve an award. Scholarship. I've heard my boy from Jersey ask for a scholarship from some chick over the phone. This is classic. It went from getting brains, to getting smart, to getting a scholarship. I'm laughing at this while I'm writing it. One of my old shorties used to call it juicin'. This is classic as well. I definitely understand the meaning of the term, but the fact that the only time I've ever heard this term was out of a girls mouth (peep the pun), is bananas. My man from MASS used to call it Snuffleup. He obviously shortened Snuffleupagus (spell check) for this. I triple fuckin dare you to ask for some SNUFFLEUP and get it. Sexual Banter or Banter. Don't Judge Me, but when I heard Clinton say it, I died. Everyone knows this story, so there is no need to proceed. The slush. This is also from the dudes in VA with the Scop Bobble. Slush refers to the sound the mouth makes when going to work. If you donit hear that slush, or if you cant hear the head at all, the head ain't being performed correctly. On that note, I'm off this. I have a feeling there will be a part 2 though.