Random Shit

we had just finished hooping for a few hours at LA Fitness in Orange, CT. I went down the street to pick up my plane tickets from Liberty Travel. When I cam back outside, my car would not start. I was pissed. We were about 10 miles away from the hood, and I had shit to do. So we pushed the car into a parking space, and I took off to get @thisissubtle's car because he worked about 3 blocks away. The little homie Spud, @AllState_Spud12 video taped me running with @OBiSODeeDope and @_smoothSAMMY laughing in the background.

SEXcitement : Dance For Me Part 2

I found some instructions for you ladies trying to bring some excitement into the bedroom

Step 1: Togs
If you look good, you'll feel good, so choose an outfit that enhances your features and isn't something you'd wear everyday. It should be clothing you feel comfortable in, but don't go for comfort at the cost of sex appeal. And don't forget smaller items such as stockings, shoes,
jewelry and scarves. Wear a costume that allows you to get into character so you can act out a role play that puts you firmly in the driving seat.

Order him to sit down. Tell him not to touch... anything.

Step 2: Tempt
Now, crank it up a gear by putting on some music that turns you into a woman possessed… by the rhythm of your soul. Work the room, and move around him... over him… and under him.
If he tries to touch you, just tie him up. 'Bump' him with a pelvic thrust and then 'Grind' with a slow circular movement of the hips.

Be confident. Parade about and revel in your own magnificence... before you even think about losing some layers.

Step 3: Taunt
You're a present about to unwrap all by itself, but don't let him have all his Christmasses at once, and keep it slow. Slowly unbutton your jacket with your back to him, looking over your shoulder. It's important here to have buttons or buckles that you can undo with ease. Shrug your shoulders oh so sexily so the jacket falls down your back. Slowly remove each arm and turn to face him with the jacket still covering your traffic stoppers. Now discard the garment with the disdain it deserves....

TOP TIP If you're a particularly tidy person, don't suddenly start worrying about scattering clothing all over the floor and start to hang them up - it'll ruin the mood.

Step 4: Tantalise
Now, get those shoes off. For ease of removal, wear slip on heels, as it's more difficult to undo straps or laces in a sexy manner. Lift your leg behind you, and kick or pull each shoe off with an exotic flourish. Next, release every woman's secret weapon - the stocking.

Stand side-on with one leg on a chair or the edge of the bed, and move your hands in the way he'd want to touch you. Look right at him and slowly roll each stocking down your leg. Once you've slipped them off, don't get rid of them... use them as an extra prop to flick his ignition and sound his horn.

Step 5: Torture
Turn away from him once more and start undoing your skirt, arching your back as you do it so he gets the optimum rear view. Let the skirt drop to the floor, and carefully, seductively, step out of it. Next, undo your bra strap, release your arms, and turn to face him, holding the bra in place. Use the other hand to pull the bra out from underneath and let it fall. Keep your nerve and allow yourself to bask in your splendor. Imagine that your hands are his and do exactly what he is desperate to do to you.

Finally, remove the last, smallest garment and give him time to enjoy the view before allowing the evening to really kick into gear.

(taken from http://www.videojug.com/film/how-to-striptease-3)

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SEXcitement : Dance For Me Part 1

Ladies, I do not think all of you understand the importance of dancing for the dude that you're dealing with. Before I get into this, let me first say that dancing is not for everyone. Every female does not have the right size or cordination necessary to make this task sexy. Who am I to judge tho?

Men love being seduced. Men love feeling powerful. Men love feeling like kings. Making him feel like a king includes a few simple tasks, including head, cooking and strip teasing among many others.

Finding the right song might be difficult. The song really has to explain the mood and whats about to happen. If you want something done, maybe the song should suggest that as well. For example;




Now you might be thinking, this song may be a little too fast. You might not know how to pop that ass fast enough to keep up with it. If that is the case, maybe you should practice in front of the mirror a few times a week until you get it. BUT, don't start poppin your ass in front of your man if you don't know what you're doing. No matter how much he loves you, he will laugh at you if that thing dont look right.

That brings me to my favorite song to get danced on. Something a little sexier. Slower, but not a love song. I can't speak for every man, but ladies you do not want to be doing this to a love song. Play that lovey dovey shit during dinner or something.




Your man might not be an r&b dude like myself. He might be in love with the strip club. I don't know your man, you do. He might require something a little faster. Put some 2 Live Crew on or something and get buck. If that's too fast, put on one of my favorite new tracks.



Fellas, who read through this, I want to know what are the best songs to get strip teased to. Let me know.
Ladies, if you go through the strip tease, he better get a nut afterwards. You don't want to get a dude excited and just run off like nothing happened.

Randy Moss

Now, most of you are probably thinking, What is Randy Moss thinking?? Is he trying to put himself on the same pedestal as Lebron and Wade?? Is he fucking crazy??

NO

Fans tend to forget the fact that being a professional athlete is an actual job. When a typical 9 to 5 person doesn't like their position, they seek a better situation. What's wrong with the statement that Randy made? Did he disrespect his employers? Did he disrespect his fans? The answer is obviously no. The only people that he talked down to was the media and their spin of the truth.


But, on a side note. What the fuck was Randy thinking about doing a post game interview with some beats by dre headphones?? I really hope he is endorsed by them. If it wasn't for that country ass accent, I would've thought I was listening to a Memphis Bleek press conference.

I think we now know who Randy listens to before every game.

LET VICK PLAY

Vick went to jail. Vick did the time for the crime he committed. On top of that, he is the best est quarterback, and one of the best athletes on the Philadelphia Eagles team. Michael Vick produced 175 yard through the air and 103 on the ground this past Sunday. Not to mention, he only played the second half of the game. Hmmmmm.

True Philadelphia fans would rather see the team win than lose. Ticket sales and prices increase with wins. Why is this a controversy? Fans see a better game. Front office makes more money. What the fuck is wrong with the people running this business. How many apologies must he make? Michael Jackson rubbed little boys, but everyone celebrated his death. The world stopped. Let Vick play football man. He is still a starter.

It's only right that I dedicate this song from the biggest Dog in the industry to Mike Vick. I'm not even trying to be funny right now.

Throwback Song of the Week

Mobb Deep - Back At You