Don't Do It!

I had a conversation yesterday with my cousin that has me puzzled. I wish I knew how some people think. I can't understand is how dudes wife up the neighborhood jumpoff. I need to know a few things

• Are you serious??
• What makes you want to build a relationship with a certified slut??
• What makes you wanna build a relationship with someone who has slept with four or five people that you deal with on the regular basis??
• Are you in denial??
• Is the pussy really that good??
• If yes, do your friends agree, because shes probably still fucking some of them??
• Have you ever envisioned any of your friends smashing your girlfriend??
• If yes, does that turn you on or something??
• Do you kiss her passionately??
• Did anyone warn you about her??
• How many videos of her did you see on other niggas' phones??
• Did anyone tell you to stop dealing with her??
• Do you love this song??

If this is you, holla at me with some answers.
SamiKash@Gmail.com

Are You Seriously Gonna F*ck That Stripper??

Seriously. I know you have been to the strip club and seen that 1 guy who can't get enough. He treats the strip club like a social lounge and tries to bag every stripper that pops her ass. Thirsty. This guy gets attitudes if she dances for another man. I know a bunch of people who have talked to strippers. I know a couple who have wifed a stripper. In the end, there's never anything good to say about the situation. Yeah, she's bad. She knows all the right moves. I mean, ALLLL the right moves. If you ever got the chance, what would honestly be going through your head??

Some dudes are cool with having sex with hookers. I'm not one of them. I'm not 'directly' paying for it, but that's a whole other topic. Plus, there are too many diseases flying around our society. You might f*ck around and get the bird flu running up in something. Condoms protect you from 99.9% of them, but condoms pop. I'm not saying that all strippers are hookers. I'm not even calling most strippers hookers, but if she lets you smash, there's a strong possibility that you are far from her first customer.

Back to topic - Have you ever heard the interviews of strippers. It's their job to milk the money out of your pockets. When a man tries to impress a stripper, they do not attempt to reduce the man's spending. They sit around shaking that ass in front of you until that money runs out. Then they spend some time with the next dummy looking to toss next months mortgage and car payment on the floor. It's not likely, the stripper will fall in love on the job. They are professional seducers of cash. You must understand that this is their job. Are you really willing to give up everything Jay-Z talks about in this song??

Don't let T-Pain's I'm In Love With A Stripper gas you. Think about it, what do you think a Tip Drill really is. It has nothing to do with sex. It's a dance that the stripper does to make you TIP her. It's not cool to fall in love with a stripper. If you meet her in the mall or at a night club, do what you do. But stop going to her job trying to f*ck. Take the lap dance and be satisfied.

Shout out to Sue's Rendezvous AKA my favorite strip club. The girls go crazy in there, then they take their showers in front of you to wash off the chocolate syrup, saliva, sticky drinks and whatever else gets on their body in the course of action.

Sextreme Scavenger Hunt Items 1 & 2

If you do not know how this works, see Scavenger Hunt

ITEM 1 - Head in the Car Wash

This blew my mind when I heard it. Highly original and daring. This is probably better performed spontaneously, but we are taking the spontaneity out of the picture. This is the first item of the hunt. Don't hold Back.

ITEM 2 - Sex While on the Phone with Parents

This is a very simple task. I hope this turns you on as much as it did me. There's just something about going hard while someone is on the phone. I can't explain it, hopefully you will be able to do that in the comment box. Don't Hold Back.

Sextreme Scavenger Hunt

As men, we share stories about sex. We don't normally use names but we use vivid detail. We tell of how good it is, how random it was, whether or not we want it to happen again. Everyone is always trying to out-do the other when it comes to stories. I hope you don't get the wrong impression of me, but I normally have the most extreme stories, until recently. I am about to challenge you right now. No excuses. Nothing. It doesn't matter if you're single or married. The summer is coming, let's have some fun. Every couple of days or so, I will be posting new additions to our Sextreme Scavenger Hunt. You can comment anonymously to the postings, so no one will know your identity.

There is one rule to the scavenger hunt.

THERE ARE NO RULES

How I Works - I will post different events/activities involving sexual activities. You get credit for being any part of the activity. For example if it involves head, you get credit for giving or receiving. If you have never done these things, you must do it in a timely fashion.

OK, I lied. There is one rule. You can not be stingy. Share this information people.