Showing posts with label women. Show all posts
Showing posts with label women. Show all posts

Tuesday, June 16, 2009

Don't Do It!

I had a conversation yesterday with my cousin that has me puzzled. I wish I knew how some people think. I can't understand is how dudes wife up the neighborhood jumpoff. I need to know a few things

  • Are you serious??
  • What makes you want to build a relationship with a certified slut??
  • What makes you wanna build a relationship with someone who has slept with four or five people that you deal with on the regular basis??
  • Are you in denial??
  • Is the pussy really that good??
  • If yes, do your friends agree, because shes probably still fucking some of them??
  • Have you ever envisioned any of your friends smashing your girlfriend??
  • If yes, does that turn you on or something??
  • Do you kiss her passionately??
  • Did anyone warn you about her??
  • How many videos of her did you see on other niggas' phones??
  • Did anyone tell you to stop dealing with her??
  • Do you love this song??



If this is you, holla at me with some answers.
SamiKash@Gmail.com

Wednesday, April 22, 2009

What Women Don't Want

What Women Don't Want

Women's turn offs are typically based on hygiene. I had fun listening to the feedback from the ladies on this side of the spectrum. Women do not know what it is they want, but they know exactly what they don't want. Men, on the other hand, know what they want and are more likely to deal with what they don't want. In general, men and women think very differently about the opposite sex. Let me just get into the responses.

Bad Breath – Definitely at the top of the list. Ladies really dislike bad breath. Fellas you should know if you sh*t ain't fresh. If you don’t know, take the test. Taste whats going on in your mouth, if you don’t get that fresh minty or sweet gum satisfaction, you need to do something about it. There is not a such thing as decent breath. It’s either good, or it’s HORRIBLE.

Hair Cut - The hair can make or break you. Different women think certain styles are sexier or more presentable than others, but they all agree that it has to be neat. Most women prefer a well-groomed man.

Dirty Nails - If you take care of your hands, you probably take care of your body.

Stupidity/Whack Conversation - The right words can turn a women on for the moment. the wrong words can make a women leave your ass alone forever.

Jobless - Women, in general prefer a many with a job. It shows that you are doing something to promote yourself. You have the potential to take care of yourself, and her if needed. if you have no job, you are labeled a bumb. Get a job fam, then go back and get the girl.

AAAAYYYYYOOOOO, CCCOOOOMMMMMEEEEEEEEEERRRRRR MA - No matter what your friends do, this is not the way to get a women's attention. It might work for the birds, but not with anyone worth wifing. They also claim they do not like when we grab them, as a man, I find this hard to believe.

Flight Jackets - This is the male equivalent of chinese sneakers. Burn it.

Fucked up sneakers - Same rules apply as the finger nails. If you take care of your feet, you take care of your body. Throw them raggedy ass tims in the garbage.

Height - Women do prefer height fellas. When asked how tall, they answered 6'1" or better. I'm 6'5" and I love it. LOL. Women do not want to be able to look at their man eye to eye while standing up.

Answering Phone during Conversation - Considered rude. I can really understand this one. What are you doing guy?? You picking up the phone over and over again shows that you are not into her.

"Babysitting his own child" - How is it possible to babysit your own child?? WTF?? Are you getting paid for this?? Do not ever say this to a women, even by accident. Immediate turnoff. Substitute the word babysitting with chilling or spending time with your child.

Ladies, I'm setting this up for PART II. Email me at SamiKash@Gmail.Com with the feedback.




S Dott New Track of the Day Gucci Mane Ft. Wingo of Jagged Edge - Buss It Down
If you still do not know about Gucci, it's time that you get familiar. He don'tmake no dancing music. Gucci is straight hood and his tracks hit hard. This aint the type of music you snap to.




S Dott Old School Track of the Day Foxy Brown Ft. Method Man - Ill Na Na





If you do not remember this song, do some research. This was foxy at her best. What happened to Foxy?? Has anyone seen her?? I'm bout to an APB out on Foxy and invite her washed up ass to my party. I used to have the craziest crush on Foxy in 9th grade. She was on thetop of list followed immediately by Stacy Dash and Jennifer Lopez.







I must shout out everyone who has given me feedback. I really appreciate it. I'm trying to keep this blog as real as possible, so you point of views matter mucho. I'll talk to you tomorrow.

Tuesday, April 21, 2009

Instant Turnoffs in a Man's Eyes

I took the time to ask a bunch of family, friends, and strangers what turns them off in the first couple hours of meeting women. The list that I compiled it F*CKIN crazy. Ladies please read so you know. Guys please read to confirm. Everyone tell me their comments. SamiKash@gmail.com. I'm setting up a part two of this. If you are easily offended, skip this. If you send me hate-mail, I will pull your card online. I want everyone to know, these are not all my views, these are the answers to the survey taken.


Women With Mustache’s - WTF is up with this. No matter the situation this should not happen ever. How many new types of shavers come out each month? I see commercials for this all the time. There’s waxing, Nair and plucking. The pain that you will go through during the hair removal process is not comparable to the pain you will have by not finding a lover. No man wants to kiss a hairy cheek. Women should not be in the club with a 5 o’clock shadow. It’s not cute.

Hairy Women - The above topic brought up many different unattractive features hair. Legs, armpits, stomach...C'mon ladies. If this is you, a self-reevaluation is definitely needed on your behalf. The first woman I see this summer with a hair chest at the beach is getting her picture taken. TRUST Hairy nipples?? What are you doing with yourself??Shave you bush too ladies. Men like the kitty shaved.

Ashy Ankles w/ Chinese Slippers – Number one, why are you still wearing Chinese slippers. Number 2, if you ankles are ashy, throw some sweat socks on with some sneakers. Oh, flip flops in the winter and fall ain't cute either. SMH.

Cigarettes – Some men do not mind. F*ck them, because I do. This is disgusting. Number 1, it stinks. Cigarettes have you smelling like your grandfathers old Cadillac. This is not Europe ladies. This is not the sixties. A cigarette is not a fashion statement.

Fucked up Teeth – Sometimes there is nothing you can do about it, but it is never too late for braces and a teeth cleansing. Use the health benefits and take care of your teeth.

BeggarsBeyonce set it up for you. Ne-Yo finished it off. Miss Independent is the sexiest thing out right now. Beggars get kicked out of the line-up pretty quickly. Girl, stop begging for a drink, I just met you.

Can’t Dress - If you are unsure about what to wear to the club there are many different websites catered to fashion. Handle that.

Shoes – I’m tired of seeing ladies walking around with four goddamn toes scraping the ground. Stop wearing open-toe sandals with calices.

Socks – No matter what, you should not be wearing mismatch socks.

Responses - A real dude hates a bird. Nuff said

Feet – This is more than an X-Factor. Men do not like feet that feel like sheetrock. We love pretty feet. No half-ass paint jobs on your toenails. Black toe nails – Natural black toenails. I mean they black but ain't no paint on them. Illlll. Strong Feet ain't cute either. You should not have more veins in your feet than your man.

Hair – Stop coming out the house with your hair wrapped up. And why the fuck are you dying your hair with real kool-aid. When I can see your tracks, there’s a problem. And If a someone is dancing with you with the “What the F*ck” face, it’s probably because your hair smells like DooDoo.






Check back tomorrow to see what the women hate.