Perform in front of the pet??

Am I the only one who feels weird trying to get it in while a pet is in there??

Have you ever had an animal stare at you while your getting some?? Guys, can you imagine going to work on that ass from the back, and look up and see a happy ass dog staring at you. Girls, think about throwing that ass back on a dude, and throw your head up to get that hair out your face and see a confused dog sitting six feet away from the bed.

I remember gettin shit poppin one late night as a youngin'. Nobody was home, at least that's what I was told. I'm in it going crazy, with a porno on the computer playing and everything. Drunk, high, enjoying everything then I felt something fall on my leg. I stopped and turned around and there's a god damn cat sitting on me. I didn't know how to react, she laughed. To shorten the story, I made her remove the kitty from the bedroom. Aight, so I'm back in it. Pumpin and a sweatin (pops voice). Then I hear the door creak. I'm thinking, "Damn, her father snuck up on us." I laid down motionless, thinking I was going to be able to play this off. MEOW. This mother fucking cat just fucked up another nut.

I know this white couple that gets it poppin while the dog's lying on the bed. They say they share the bed with the dog regularly, so they never kick it out when it's time to make babies. They also said the dog licks their feet sometimes and wouldn't answer if they like when that happens. I took it as a yes. Is that considered a three some?? I'mtrying not to judge people, but thats nasty. I will never forget that conversation. I used to have an iguana that used to watch porno. He also used to watch my bed. He would watch every minute of it, from the 4play to the roll over. I used to feel like something was wrong in the beginning. I swear he was trying to break out of the cage when I had a girl over. I would throw a towel over the tank so he couldn't see anything. After a while, it didn't matter to me.

What do you think??