Dead Birds... Dead Fish... Ahh Shit

As we get closer to the end of the Mayan calander, 12/21/2012, wild shit is beginning to happen. I'm becoming a believer. If the History channel said it, then it must be true. I'm not a strong religious person, I'm a science guy. But they talk about these events in the bible as well...

Ezekiel 38:20

The fish of the sea, the birds of the air, the beasts of the field, every creature that moves along the ground, and all the people on the face of the earth will tremble at my presence. The mountains will be overturned, the cliffs will crumble and every wall will fall to the ground.

Hosea 4

Hear the word of the LORD, you Israelites, because the LORD has a charge to bring against you who live in the land: "There is no faithfulness, no love, no acknowledgment of God in the land. There is only cursing, lying and murder, stealing and adultery; they break all bounds, and bloodshed follows bloodshed. Because of this the land dries up, and all who live in it waste away; the beasts of the field, the birds in the sky and the fish in the sea are swept away ..."

Zephaniah 1:3

"I will sweep away both men and animals; I will sweep away the birds of the air and the fish of the sea. The wicked will have only heaps of rubble when I cut off man from the face of the earth," declares the LORD.

Each time the birds in the air and the fish in the sea were mentioned, there's also something about the death of men. You can not be a "God Fearing" person and not take these words seriously. Take a look at the recent event around the world in the past week.

*December 30 - fish started washing up along the sides of the Arkansas River resulting in and estimated 100,000 total.

*December 30 - over 100 tons of dead fish, sardines, croakers, and cat fish wash

ashore in Rio De Janerio.

*December 31 - Bebe, Alaska saw thousands of dead birds, red winged black birds.

*January 1 - Kentucky hundreds of dead birds near Murray State University.

*January 4 -Point Coupee Parish, Louisiana, 500 dead birds, red wing black birds, found along highway.

*January 4 - hundreds of dead fish wash up on the shores of St Clair River Sania, Ontario, Canada.

*January 4 - Orange, Florida, thousands of dead fish on the banks of Spruce Creek.

*January 5 - 2 million dead fish in Chesapeake Bay in Maryland.

*January 5 - 200 dead birds in Tyler Texas.

*January 5 - Wilson, Tennessee, 150 dead birds.

* January 5 - Falkoeping, West Sweden, 50 - 100 dead birds, crows, found on a street in that city.

*January 5 - Kent England, 40,000 dead crabs, velvet swimming crabs, was ashore.

*January 5 - New Zealand, hundreds of red snapper was ashore.

*January 5 - Italy, 8,000 white turtle doves and pigeons fall to the ground

It this point in life, our beliefs and interpretations do not matter, but if the world, as we know it, is going to end, we should all be having fun right now. You only live once. I'm going out like a G...

Mega Millions $380,000,000.00

The winning numbers are on the left, as well as the winners distribution. I know people who have hit the lotto for $5,000 $10,000 and even $50,000 but I don't know how I would react if I knew someone who won $380,000,000. That's a lot of money. As I sit back and think about everything I would do with this money if I were to come in contact with it. I'm a simple person, so I would have a hard time spending all of that money.

I don't know exactly how the taxes would add up, but I'm sure a jackpot winner would take home a little more than half of this amount. Win lotto players win, the government wins as well. $180 million in taxes must help relieve some of the stress of government budgets. Not to mention that 28% of the dollars spent on these tickets in Connecticut go to Government Fund Supported services including education, Medicaid and hospitals. The many forms of lottery provides a lot of support to our everyday lives.

If I won the lottery.... Shittttttt..... If I won the lottery....

1. No one would know. My closest family members and friends would have to read about me somewhere in order to find out that I won. If they ask me what I do for money, I'll tell them I started selling drugs again or that I'm a professional poker player.
2. I would turn my cell phone and purchase a new line. I don't not mean I would cancel the line, I would simply press the power button on that old phone. We you have shit, people are always asking you for shit. I am not trying to go through that bullshit. Everyone thinks you owe them something when your on top. Unless you drove me to pick up that ticket, or you loaned me that dollar to purchase the ticket, or you purchased the ticket for me as a gift... I do not owe you shit.
3. I would buy a condo downtown in New York City immediately. I wouldn't care about the price. I'd be looking for something I could show off when I had company.
4. I would buy a Bugatti, Aston Martin Rapide, and S65 AMG and lease a used Range Rover.
5. I would buy my daughter a house where she can live with her mother, brother and sister. I would even tell them it was drug money.
6. I would order 365 t-shirts that say "FUCK YOU" and walk around with the attitude that I don't give a shit.
7. Then after a year of the bullshit, I would begin to rebuild my Melaleuca business to ensure my financial security.

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