FWD: FWD: FWD: FWD: FWD:

What’s up with this forwarding text message crave. People forward anything. If it’s corny, keep it to yourself. This is the latest one that I got…

FWD: If black people lived in a jacket, where would they stay?? The hood!
My response, “Are you fucking serious??”

There are a bunch of different genres of forwards being generated.

1. Porn aka my favorite. You can send S Dott a pic of a big ass and a caption any day. Please refrain from sending gay shit to people who are not gay.

2. Disgusting Porn. Who really wants to see a man with Elephantitis?? Who wants to see an Asian or White women eating shit?? Who wants to see a naked transvestite?? Here’s a hint…. Not Me.

3. Chain Mail. Listen, I will not have 7 years bad luck if I do not forward this text to 10 people. You will not be decapitated if you do not forward that text within 30 minutes. Your parents will not burn in hell if you do not follow all of the directions. Cut this shit out.

4. Jokes. If you do not literally laugh out loud when you read it, there’s a good chance the person you forward it to will not chuckle. Discard immediately. In the event, you receive a rare but comical forwards, feel free to distribute.
FWD: FWD: I wanna put whip cream, cherries, chocolate, n honey all ova ur body, lay u down and watch the roaches attack ur ass.
FWD: FWD: I applied for a job in a mental hospital. They said I need 24 hours of experience wit a retard. U wanna chill tomorrow?

5. Tell me about me forwards. These are the forwards many people use to find out what people thing about them. For example, FWD: Play along… If you saw me in a policecar, what would you think I got arrested for?? Or FWD: If you woke up next to me naked on valentines day, what would you say in three words?? Everyone has received these forwards. If you haven’t, it’s probably because you’re ugly. Haha.

6. Philosophical words of motivation. I receive these daily. I really don’t have a problem with them, unless I can’t read it. Do not quote Shakespeare, reword it to make it read easy. If I don’t get it the first time, I’m not reading over it again. Why the hell should I have to take notes on a 160 character message??
FWD: If you wish to eliminate fear, lack and disease, concentrate on courage, abundance, and health. Always concentrate on the ideal as an already existing fact. Thought is the property of those only who can entertain it.
My response, “Keep that shit to yourself.”