I took the time to ask a bunch of family, friends, and strangers what turns them off in the first couple hours of meeting women. The list that I compiled it F*CKIN crazy. Ladies please read so you know. Guys please read to confirm. Everyone tell me their comments. SamiKash@gmail.com. I'm setting up a part two of this. If you are easily offended, skip this. If you send me hate-mail, I will pull your card online. I want everyone to know, these are not all my views, these are the answers to the survey taken.
Women With Mustache’s - WTF is up with this. No matter the situation this should not happen ever. How many new types of shavers come out each month? I see commercials for this all the time. There’s waxing, Nair and plucking. The pain that you will go through during the hair removal process is not comparable to the pain you will have by not finding a lover. No man wants to kiss a hairy cheek. Women should not be in the club with a 5 o’clock shadow. It’s not cute.
Hairy Women - The above topic brought up many different unattractive features hair. Legs, armpits, stomach...… C'mon ladies. If this is you, a self-reevaluation is definitely needed on your behalf. The first woman I see this summer with a hair chest at the beach is getting her picture taken. TRUST Hairy nipples?? What are you doing with yourself??Shave you bush too ladies. Men like the kitty shaved.
Ashy Ankles w/ Chinese Slippers – Number one, why are you still wearing Chinese slippers. Number 2, if you ankles are ashy, throw some sweat socks on with some sneakers. Oh, flip flops in the winter and fall ain't cute either. SMH.
Cigarettes – Some men do not mind. F*ck them, because I do. This is disgusting. Number 1, it stinks. Cigarettes have you smelling like your grandfathers old Cadillac. This is not Europe ladies. This is not the sixties. A cigarette is not a fashion statement.
Fucked up Teeth – Sometimes there is nothing you can do about it, but it is never too late for braces and a teeth cleansing. Use the health benefits and take care of your teeth.
Beggars – Beyonce set it up for you. Ne-Yo finished it off. Miss Independent is the sexiest thing out right now. Beggars get kicked out of the line-up pretty quickly. Girl, stop begging for a drink, I just met you.
Can’t Dress - If you are unsure about what to wear to the club there are many different websites catered to fashion. Handle that.
Shoes – I’m tired of seeing ladies walking around with four goddamn toes scraping the ground. Stop wearing open-toe sandals with calices.
Socks – No matter what, you should not be wearing mismatch socks.
Responses - A real dude hates a bird. Nuff said
Feet – This is more than an X-Factor. Men do not like feet that feel like sheetrock. We love pretty feet. No half-ass paint jobs on your toenails. Black toe nails – Natural black toenails. I mean they black but ain't no paint on them. Illlll. Strong Feet ain't cute either. You should not have more veins in your feet than your man.
Hair – Stop coming out the house with your hair wrapped up. And why the fuck are you dying your hair with real kool-aid. When I can see your tracks, there’s a problem. And If a someone is dancing with you with the “What the F*ck” face, it’s probably because your hair smells like DooDoo.
Check back tomorrow to see what the women hate.
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