Good Sex

What is it about sex that has people fucked up?? Call me whatever you want, but I'm a believer that good sex can change the world. Think about that feeling youhave after you get a good nut, are you gonna run out and kill someone? Are you going to rob a bank after that? Are you going to fight after that? Good sex is the ultimate relaxation method. It can put you to sleep. It can make you forget about life's stressful nature. Good Sex can hold a relationship together for years. Good Sex involves mouths. Good Sex makes you breathe heavy even when you're not moving. Good Sex is the best exercise ever. Good Sex will leave multiple wet spots.

Good Sex can sometimes be a bad thing. Good sex can have you following someone that you shouldn't be in contact with at all. Good sex can have you forgetting about your obligations and responsibilities. Good sex can have you late for work. Good Sex can have you daydreaming while you're at work, getting nothing done. Good Sex can make a man pay for it (I don't understand it, but it happens). Good Sex can start rumors. Good Sex can make you act out of character. Good Sex can have you begging for it.

People say that sex isn't everything, but can you imagine if there wasn't a such thing as sex. If there was a different way of reproduction.... I'm serious just think about it for a second. Could you live a whole lifetime without sex. What would substitute sex?? Full body massages. Would people be rubbing shoulder on rose petals and candle light?? Would people have rub down fetishes?? Would people be in the gym like, "Yeah, she a freak, I rubbed the fuck out her big toe." Would you have to put on rubber gloves to give these massages. Life without sex would suck.


Shout out to everyone getting good sex.